New Year Quote #3

December 28, 2019 M.G.

I guess that’d be 2020 hindsight…

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. Jay Leno

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New Year Quote #2

December 27, 2019 M.G.

A realist flips the page to January…

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan, American columnist and author, b. 1915, d. 1977

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New Year Quote #1

December 26, 2019 M.G.

Call a taxi… or in 2019, an Uber! (where available)

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. WC Fields 1880 - 1946

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Christmas Quotes #25

December 25, 2019 M.G.

Best Wishes

“It’s that’s special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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Christmas Quotes #24

December 24, 2019 M.G.

Insanity reigns!

“You can’t fool me—there ain’t no Sanity Clause!” -- Chico Marx American comedian, musician, actor and film star, one of the Marx brothers.

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Christmas Quotes #23

December 23, 2019 M.G.

Kevin: “Instead of presents, I just want my family back.”

“How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?" Santa Claus in Home Alone

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Christmas Quotes #22

December 22, 2019 M.G.

Doh! Guess what I forgot!

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.

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Christmas Quotes #21

December 21, 2019 M.G.

? Just charge it! ?

“Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.” - Author Unknown

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Christmas Quotes #20

December 20, 2019 M.G.

Coming soon to your town… ?????

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” Tom Armstrong, cartoonist

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Christmas Quotes #19

December 19, 2019 M.G.

17% of consumers typically plan to hit stores to return or exchange unwanted gifts!

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” - Legendary Comic Henny Youngman 1906 - 1998

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