Nobody ever said, “You won’t believe what happened after I ordered the salad.”

September 4, 2026 M.G.

A pirate captain dismisses the idea of eating salad, insisting that great sea stories begin with rum, not lettuce—a joke about choosing adventure and indulgence over sensible healthy choices.

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Nice try, Bongo

September 3, 2026 M.G.

Bongo is trying to hide a tiny, voluptuous human woman behind his back from his suspicious mate. She has already heard the little woman squeak, turning the familiar “What are you hiding behind your back?” domestic scene into an absurd bit of gorilla jealousy.

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Eat Mor Chikin’

September 2, 2026 M.G.

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A presentation

September 2, 2026 M.G.

A little over a week ago, Luke Heffley, VP of the Pope County Historical Association, asked if I would be willing to give a presentation at their September meeting, scheduled for September 1 at Brangus Steakhouse.

They had been holding their meetings at the Check H Grill & Buffet and, after it burned, had to find somewhere else.

They held their August meeting at Central Christian Church on Independence Avenue.

I called Luke the next day and agreed to his proposal. We talked about ideas for what I might discuss.

I had a week to get ready for a 45-minute presentation.

I had spoken in public only twice before. Both were to the quorum court, and I was limited to just a couple of minutes.

Of course, I had been an instructor at the nuclear plant and had plenty of presentation experience.

I planned to cover a fairly wide range of topics, but I wanted to frame them around my use of AI and Wikipedia for research and writing, often on local history. [continue reading…]

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